5 on horde

Anyway 7 players on sandbox

The glitched horde enemies (that I know of) are disabled until a more permanent fix can be made. Also I'm gonna go through the horde maps and fix them up or get rid of the ones you guys don't like. Please let me know if there are any specific ones you don't like.

Anyway 7 mares in tornado alley.

>>26939 >Earth Ponies named the land "Earth" after themselves.

>>27240 >Pinkie Pie and Applejack carry an odd hint of smugness around the rest of the Mane 6 after Anon touts the beauty of Earth's natural features.

Why are the fics where the hie is nice so shitty but when the aie is nice its funny

>>29462 After having thought it over, I do have a few theories: The first being that aie, despite being called Anon, isn't actually trying to be a direct self-insert as much as hie; so he ends up just naturally being less obnoxious. Second theory could just be that Anon himself is more of a character than a blank slate, so there's more to work off of from the get-go, and making it less of an uphill battle for writers. Third and final theory, is that hie usually just requires more lore to work, so writers end up focusing too much on that, and not enough on their human characters, causing them to come off as awkward (much like my shitty writing). Sorry if you were expecting a meme answer. Here's a goofy gif.

>>29462 Oh, and this meme isn't that far from the truth. >We don't lack good HIE stories; we lack the literary giants to pen them. Any writer trying to make a hie story that isn't just shameless smut, would probably just be better off creating their own pony and human inhabited world, with its own lore instead.

Alright, made a few changes, and looked back at EZN's guide. Wrote a few more paragraphs to go with it too; so that I'm not just posting the same thing but slightly changed. Drip, drip, drip. A young Rainbow Dash sat bored and alone in the Cake families dark and rundown basement, unsure of what to do with herself as she waited for her friend. Letting out a small yawn, and looking down at the slightly damp floor, she wondered what could possibly be taking her so long to come back after she had left the basement; to get what she had called "a special new toy," for a new game that she had came up with. Dash knew that Pinkie was great at thinking up new games, and trusted her with making them; even if they could seem strange or even just end up being pranks (which she would always get back at her for). But even she wasn't sure about the current one, after Pinkie refused to tell her anything at all about it. All she currently knew was that she was tied with jump rope to a chair, made for foals half-her age, and behind a plastic pastel yellow table; with the game probably involving the three also tied-up stuffed animals that surrounded the other sides of the table.

>>29421 Ya, I know those feels. >>29435 Probably just going to finish up the story after this one, as it's not that long anyways.

I think I may have spaced things out a bit too much, but I'll leave the post up for you to judge.

Are physical copies of fics ever worth it, and if so, does anyone have any stories (preferably large stories) they'd care to recommend that are in print?

>>29438 Cheers. I probably won't be able to read through for a day or two but I'll try and drop some feedback when I can. >>29453 I don't mind the idea in theory, and groups like Ministry of Image make some really nice looking books, but in practice I have yet to see a fic print edition that I simply have to have. Fallout: Equestria? Past Sins? Anthropology? I'll have to pass.

>>29254 Finley (the flamingo one) would probably apologize afterwards and end up paying you.

>>29258 That sounds absolutely disgusting, but you seem to know a lot about them from that response; so I gotta ask, Which is the most expensive?

>>29330 Cherie (the one in the middle-right wearing pearls) is the fanciest so probably her

>>29113 damn...in g4 style they look so much better >>29242 as i said before some of the color and fashion choices look questionable "WHAT WERE THEY THINKING??!!" -AVGN

>>29360 She looks the skankiest of them, so I believe you.

>>26589 if I was somehow the eldest son, I might get to be around them long enough to be old enough and strong enough to rape her before she dies

>>27593 Why not save her?

>>28487 He's too >rape brained to even save himself from the looks of it.

Its Mothers Day and you fuckers didnt even praise your favorite mom-mare. For shame.

>>29445 For me, it's Windy Whistles.

>>22119 That goes without saying.

What does she like on her sandwich?

>>29409 she's getting extra carrot

>>20267 I like her expression.

>>29409 Daisies

How many videos is in your MLP YouTube playlist NHNB? Mine is nearly at 700, shamefully low I know. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0f2TDqUp1U

>>25975 0

One of the only times I've found SFM ponies attractive; she's just so expressive. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FifJSpk8y9w

>>29388 iwtcil'sm

>>18637 16. Luna can control gravity according to her will and pleasure through her mane and tail. Gravitational waves are really just her mane fluttering in the breeze.

>>29420 That's a real trippy pic. Neat.

>>29388 Tonite on Bottom Gear: James drives a Suzuki Cyclone through the Moon Princesses Mane at fourty miles per-hour. >>29420 Looks like an old sci-fi/computer room poster. Gotta say, I dig it.

>>25480 2.718281828459045235360287471352

>>28142 Rocker bat a cute. 100% would mosh with.

Bathponies

>>29373 The bat did not like the bath at first, and then she did.

>>29080 Oh, and the paste is updated, too.

>>29081 thanks anon, many blessings from one vapor lover to another

>>28903 >She steps closer again >Her breath comes out hot and heavy, reeking like a molded-over porta-john >You somehow manage to hold back your breakfast well enough to speak up "L-listen, lady, I got, uh, a guy I gotta-MMM!?" >You're utterly discombobulated by the mare dragging her fat tongue up your face >Her warm saliva seeps into your fur, sending your snout into a harsh scrunch that only intensifies the sensation and pulls a wimpish groan out of you >The mare hums approvingly >"Sweet as honey..." >You open your eyes through the scrunch, just in time to see her hoof hook onto one of your own >You let out a yip - more from surprise than pain - as she stretches your little body vertically against the rack of reading material, forcing you to stand on your hind legs to support yourself >It feels so odd to be on two legs now >You try to pull yourself out of her grip, batting at her greasy leg with your free hoof >She doesn't even seem to notice >"How does the rest of you taste..." >You shiver and recoil when she starts licking your chest, matting the fur with her spit

>>29192 This Anon gets all the mare abuse.

>>29192 >>42172583 >The burning on your forehead grows hotter and hotter until- >*Krr-ZZT* >"ARRGH!" >You crumple to the floor and curl into the fetal position >You hesitantly open your eyes to see your assailant rubbing her face with her legs >"What did you..." >She pulls her hooves away, and the sight makes your heart skip a beat >Her deep, tired eyes squint in the low, red light, struggling to see in the shadow of her snout >Her matted bangs now flank either side of her chin >Her face is upside down >"...How'd you get up there?" >As is her sight, apparently >Another breeze brushes the curtains open, and you realize the mare's staggering has cleared a path just wide enough for you