>>29251 She's taken

>>29257 I want to cut Sky Stinger's sky stinger off.

>>29257 Based taken mare defender

>>26941 Best Bolt

>>29257 Correct. She's taken by me.

>>28659 Who are the other members of the Pear family? I'm inclined to think they must be a large family like the Apples, and just as into pears and the Apples are into apples. I feel we got shortchanged by the show in that we didn't get to know this interesting family. Let's hash out who the Pear family is and create some lore for them. As a first step I'd like to propose that they settled in Ponyville at about the same time as the Apples, but maybe just a bit after.

>>29084 silly idea, but I'll add to the pot I believe their families were friends as some people liked pears and some liked apples without competition. However, Apples expanded their orchards fast and took most of the fertile spaces, slowly driving the Pears out.

>>29085 That seems rather vicious of the apple clan. Perhaps there was an era of "bad apples" that started this expansion and by the time Bright Mac and Pear Butter were foals, the damage had already been done (even though Granny Smith pribably had nothing to do with it) and there was basically a terminal fued between the Apple and Pear clans. I'd like to add a small proposal to the lore: Apple clan mares tend to have straight manes while Pear clan mares tend to have curley or wavey manes (like Pear Butter and OP pick: What's her name anyway? Cinnamon Pear?) What are the relative sizes of the Apple and Pear clans. I think overall (over wider geographic areas) they are the same size, but there were fewer Pears in the Ponyville area. Maybe that's why they couldn't snap up enough land to compete with the Apples.

>>29223 i didn't mean in in a way that apples were trying to drive pears out, but i like your theory

>>29224 Pearity

>>24857 guy on the left is the brain of the operation!

>>12641 I wanna recommend Gallant Bess. It's about another famous WWII horse, who actually appears in the film, and does some tricks with her real-life owner near the end. The story's about a total /ourguy/ who gets drafted into the army and has to leave his beloved mare behind. (He gets teased by the other guys because he's got her picture in his locker when they all have the >NOHOOVES, sucks to be them) Fair warning, the mare back home doesn't make it to the end of the film, but Gallant Bess shows up later to fill the hole in the poor guy's heart. 10/10 great horse movie. She's no Sgt. Reckless, but she served admirably and deserves to be remembered too. >>12558 I think it's all up on archive.org? Dunno if it's the original or the later edits where they cut the intro short for the VHS and DVD sets. (I fucking hated that)

>>24857 Here, anon. Sorry for the quality. Also, can some kind anon repost in /horsegen/? 4chan doesn't let post pics.

>>29203 That is lovely. Good job, Anon! I'll be showing that around.

>>29203 Very nice, Anon. I think that your skills are improving.

>>5450 I just had a dream my brother (for context, we're both adults and don't live in the same house) was throwing glass jars at me and then blaming me for breaking them when they would hit the floor and shatter. He then got really pissed off and tried to barge into my bedroom (where I was now taking shelter) and I told him, politely but firmly while barring the door, "Go away. We're doing sexo with Rainbow Dash in here." Though there was no Rainbow Dash in my dream and I wasn't having sex with anything at all. I don't think he stopped but the dream ended then and there. I had another similarly stupid pony dream recently but I can't remember that one unfortunately.

not really a pony dream, but... I did have this dream the night after playing Equestria at war I only remember a griffon sliding on a map and pushing other griffons out while saying "damn griffons, they ruined griffonia!"

Alrighty, my turn. Refer to pic I got into mlp a few months ago, with very limited initial knowledge, but at the point of the dream, I had watched up to mid-season 3 of FiM. Flash-forward to a few weeks back and I go off to sleep not thinking about anything MLP related. (At most playing the MLP mod in vintage story a few days prior with friends) >dream begins, description of the room/building: Immediately I am in a castle or some other large stone-block building, it gives off vibes that it was formerly in ruins, but recently has begun renovation. I am in a small room, which I would estimate to be around 7mx10mx10m (BxWxH) in size. The room also reminds me of the Iberian/Mediterranean throne rooms in Crusader Kings 3 (6/10 game imo). I believe I am sitting on some sort of throne, albeit a small one, which resides in the back left corner, with a half wall and column dividing the throne area and the left half/middle of the room. To my direct front, there is a decorative arch on the wall in front of me, but nothing special. To the left of that is a doorway, which is opened to a long hallway with large glass windows, and on both sides of the doorway there are 2 frescoes of the Sisters, with Celestia's being on the side closest to me. Hers has a purple outline showing her details (in the style of the show), with the grey-white of the stone used as color, while the inverse is true with the Luna fresco. On the wall to the right there is a carved mural that I cannot remember the specifics of, but I think Cadence and the Mane 6 were involved, laid in the same aged stone. >the big things I really noticed immediately after taking in the room: My height felt off, I do not think I was human, but I knew I was sitting at my standing human height of ~195cm. After this, Luna enters the room, with a look on her face that implied she was going tell/ask me something, but we were both interrupted by a noise in the room behind the throne room, which after looking over the half-wall, was an open door to a small library with a pile of books in the middle. Not a word was spoken, and after that I woke up.

I had a almost proper pony dream last night. I was walking into a toy shop in some mall and the whole center of it was dedicated to some mlp X Lego collaboration, with the grand piece being a huge ass statue of Twilight in her princes of Equestria dress.

actually just another dream lust night not sure how it started but i'm sure i took liking in riding regular horses but i didn't know how to stop them and my horse was only getting faster and almost ran someone over my friends also mocked me for liking horses only because I like mlp, to which i said yes

>>29179 even though they do look like testicles

>>29180 I don't see it. You're still terminally gay to see teats as such, maybe if you stopped looking at (and maybe liking) cocks and balls so much, that wouldn't be the case.

>>29182 I suppose we'll have to settle that we both have different reasons to lick them On the other hand? Did you sew them yourself or were they included?

I just want to say that the two of you are faggots do a flip

>>29126 Theres a scene from South Park of Randy hopping on giant balls. The teats are located in an area or drawn close to where balls would be, and are drawn absurdly large to the point of Adult Swim levels of parody.

>>28445 thank you i still think i should make it a lil bit better clearer

made it a lil bit better >>28348 also yeah i put it there (we need banner thread), i'll wait for the reactions

I like it anun

>>28348 It looks like she's looking at some spirit arriving to talk with her.

-- thank you everyone for your kind words >>29159 i tried to make it to represent the hope and peacefulness so that is why it feels like that

>>22881 still would hate it but about 5% less

>>2252 Twilight Sparkle stole my money

>>22881 I don't think she could be a princess unless she's an alicorn. But maybe she could be a Countess or Baroness, or something. >Countess Sparkle >Baroness Sparkle Has a nice ring to it I think.

The only truth, to speak otherwise is heresy.

Yup, peer-reviewed facts based on scientific research (They) won't recover from this

>>25696 Sounds comfy. Furries and fursuits should be banned from any pony evwnt by default.

>>29158 even pony fursuits?

>>29167 If it's cancer then it should be removed, no preferences given.

>>29167 Yes except for banana cel and your mother

I missed you guys. I don't know why I didn't come to the other sekrit clubz sooner. I knew they were here.

>>24452 Welcome to the sekrit club

>>18802 some migrated to /mlpol/ some migrated to plus

>>18802 I wish it had fucking stayed down!

>>29160 ditto

>>28750 He vants to zuck your crystals?

>>28751 >The crystals got me movin' like an invasive species and yes, yes he does.

Canterlot wasn't built in a day, but this plotline certainly was. Give me the fucking crystanyl.

>>28760 >Give me the fucking crystanyl. Dracula flow Sombra in mlp would be wild.

Bleh bleh bleh