Depends how old they’re meant to be. People say mid 20s but I get way more 14 year old girls vibe. Good chance since it’s a kids show all of them are innocent of that and none of them have had sex. I bet that they have jobs and homes but I don’t think pony society is 1:1 with ours in that regard. The real question is if celestia has had sex- is she a more christian type angelic being or is she more like a greek goddess? It seems the matter, so there’s no reason she can’t have reproduced with other deities or mortals and birthed concepts like the sea or the sky like in hesiod or like weird magic creatures and other gods. I like to think she’s had cosmic deity flings and romances in the mythic history of equestria. Also, I had sex with all the ponies, all of them, so they’ve actually all had sex

>>23599 Great analysis, good read and felt accurate

>>24454 I think it depends on which Celestia you're talking about. Early S1 Celestia feels like an immortal deity. Her banishing NMM to the moon for a thousand years has a mythical, storybook feel that suggests she's not like the rest of us. But in S2 she jobs to Chrysalis. That shouldn't be possible if Celestia is divine and Chrysalis is just a bug. So by then Celestia is more like a superpowered mortal, and mortals have sex. And I would know, because I fucked her.

>>24498 >divine, mythical beings do not have sex I want to introduce you to a fellow named Zeus.

>>23475 Given that there are almost no stallions in Equestria, I would say that, with high probability, none of them have had sex.

>>30290 good troll

>>30290 The bible will wear out like the paper it is, but the servants of Celestia and Luna will endure forever. Why give up eternity to worship a created thing which is passing away?

>>26846 >Opinion Celestia and Luna are equal in size and power level. They, together, represent different sides of the duality of existance. Also, neither Celestia nor Luna are goddesses. Rather, they are semi-immortal.

>>30295 Paul said because the nations rebelled against God, He gave them over to worshiping things that are false, including the sun, the moon, the stars, etc. But that, having overlooked the times of ignorance, God is now declaring that all men everywhere should repent, because He set a date for judging the world in righteousness through a Man whom He appointed, giving proof by raising Him from the dead on the third day

>>30302 Utter schizo nonsense.

>>30185 That's a big butt!

More of the family horses. It's been a while.

>>30294 Cousins used to have a few horses and a donkey, they were all very fun. Would sometimes take care of their animals while they were away on vacations. At some point I'd like to get some horses. At least two so they can socialize with one another.

>>30296 If it paid the bills, I wouldn't mind running a atable for people to rent stalls in. I do all the practical work for a good fee, the owners comes and goes as they please to ride amd stuff. I have 3,78 hectares/roughly 9 acres of land, I don't know if that would be enough.

>>30297 Might not be too bad of a gig if you had enough equestrians around. We have something similar to that there.

Yeah they're starting the "glaringly obvious bias" era again. Their ever-present dyslexic pretend janitor spams reports on everything it deems "trolling" and their mod babysitters follow through with deletions and bans.

OP here checking on the thread. I'm surprised that it's still up after 3 years.

>>30280 Are you still banned?

>>30281 No for better or for worse

>>30282 >for better or for worse Married to 4chan: One Anon's Tragic Tale, this month on Lifetime

>>30031 Derp

Hello again NHNB. This is a component of a WIP that is blocking on other things. https://u.pone.rs/oMjQBvhA.mp3

>>30219 sounds nice

Ponytube is still alive on Peertube, correct? I'm looking for alternatives to YouTube to potentially upload some pony vids.

>>30277 Yeah ponytube is still around.

>>28910 >After this break I think that a lot of Anons are going to realize that they didn't miss the board There's really not that much to miss due to how big of a shitshow it was, most threads I found interesting barely got any posts anyways. >>28923 >A lot of anons' hearts aren't in it A lot of anons hearts aren't in it because they're bots or were never there for ponies in the first place.

I hate anon much. me hope he die of explosive diarrhea. this me dream

>>29086 pls no. love me anon. somebody save him diarrhea!

>>28923 easier trying to become an artist so at least there's fun stuff to focus on and tinker with, and other pony artists to talk with. hard lately for artists to be only on boards because of negative trollposters in general, this fandom is passing away at some point, as is the whole world. I used to save tons of pony images. But Jesus said don't store up treasure on earth, where it will decay and be stolen. Store up treasure in heaven instead, where it won't get stolen or decay. For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also. So, the world is scheduled to burn, and everything in it, including the pony fandom. Jesus said unless we repent and believe in Him, we all will die in our sin. But whoever believes in Him will live even if he dies. Therefore the only way to survive the death of the fandom is to believe in Jesus for forgiveness of sin so you can make it past judgement day, past when the world will burn, and you can stay alive in the kingdom of God. Which will be an eternal fandom that has the patriarchs and the prophets from the old testament, plus those who believe in Him now Jesus said. A fandom where the trolls will be dealt with and removed permanently (actually serious, Zechariah 13:2 says God will remove the unclean spirits from the land). A fandom where God will wipe every tear from our eyes and we will live alongside Him in the new earth He creates. Jesus said to believe in Him for forgiveness of sin, and go everywhere proclaiming the gospel of the kingdom of heaven (which you can read for yourself about in the Bible in Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John). He said whoever believes in Him will inherit the kingdom of heaven. And He describes stories of faithful servants who used what they had to grow their master's wealth while he was away, and when the master returned, he put those faithful slaves to rule over entire cities. So spend time now sharing the gospel and doing Jesus' instructions, so you can inherit and be rewarded when He returns. So, the feeling you're describing in the pony community right now of everything fading, it is the opposite feeling that is happening with the kingdom of heaven, which was seeded by Jesus and is growing until He returns and it is revealed in full.

>>30285 Fuck off already you monotonous prick.

>>30123 Mine are like that too. Then Twilight starts shitting and farting.

man, my most recent dream with ponies were them as well real humans laughing at me, setting on fire a plank i was standing on above a pit and making me fall to my death then the humans shot the ponies with automatic weapons and decided to sell them to zoo as pets, even though they were dead

trying to manipulate dreams (like doing lucid dreaming) is not just an amusement, it's messing around spiritually where it's illegal to do so, according to the Bible (falls under the ban on witchcraft and spiritism (communicating with spirits, which i suspect tulpas fall into as well)) As a kid i thought it would be cool to lucid dream and i pulled it off (among trying other things attempted like doing spells), and then i suffered disturbing sexual nightmares for years to the point i would just feel so disturbed i was scarred, and tried to force myself to ignore them when waking up. later i got into lucid dreaming hardcore and it went from silly fun to actually literal witchcraft and spiritism, trying to change irl things and trying to receive prophecy or to communicate. when i realized this was sin, i tried to back out and stop, but then it got extremely dark for a while. I continued to refuse to participate in dreams but was forced to experience the dreams still, like forced to be lucid and to almost act, when i didn't want to. Forced to think the dreams were escalating to the point where maybe the occult was going to get me, silly things like that. it was illusion but it had the appearance of being real, and acting in fear seemed to make things worse. I prayed over a period of time, asking Jesus to protect me from the unwanted sexual dreams and the lucid dreams, and it got to the point now where I'm not experiencing lucidity or forced to participate in sex in dreams anymore. Saying this as a warning, attempting to manipulate dreams is the verge of witchcraft, people might argue if its technically a sin or not, but it's something we don't normally have access to, and it leads to more extreme sin of direct witchcraft and spiritism (communication with spirits). it's not something cool that you're in control of like it feels at first. it is possible to get free from it. Jesus said don't lose heart; pray asking God the Father every day and He will act soon (Luke 18:1-8) In general with sin, Jesus said we must repent and believe in Him or we will die in our sin. Whoever believes in Him will live even if they die.

>>30278 Fuck off christfag. No one asked for your input

>>30278 in my case dialogue in dreams is very rare even when i lucid dreamed more often. either way strange or confusing dreams will happen regardless of lucidity so i don't think it's a big deal

You wouldn't fiddle a car.

>>28920 someone get this grapist out of here

Fun fact: Nyx's glasses are entirely cosmetic. She doesn't really need to wear glasses at all.

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Jesus said unless we convert and become like children, we won't enter the kingdom of heaven at all

>>30233 I vote for Twilight as the Tuesday mascot since someone already made this image >>29792

>>30238 In that case, how about Berry as mascot for Wednesday?

Friday.

Happy friday! Merry weekend everypony!

>>30274 So happy it's Friday.

>>30196 What a cute little chaotic dance! It reminds me how my Thursdays usually go.

My frens! It is Thursday once again! How incredible! How has your week been so far!?

>>30270 Enjoying my job a lot, putting rack servers together like lego pieces. And then back home to poni poni.

>>30270 My week is far less productive than I wanted it to be. I feel aimless and unable to focus. I need to slove this somehow.

>>30270 Working mostly, otherwise nothing very much. Nearly to the weekend though, that's when the fun begins! Probably.

Filly high (filly paragliding)

>>30258 Fly filly, fly!

Comfy Thursday evening. Filly is eager for some sausage.

>>30267 >Gasp! Keep filly safe around fire! Filly is not for el fuego!

>>30268 She's safe, eating bonfire roasted bread, don't worry.

>>26444 >i can only imagine how much worse it'd be in a world where she's actually real Give it two years

>>26436 >I have come to the conclusion that it is a contained reality that shapes itself to optimally satisfy values as opposed to "wire-braining" to reduce the computational burden; it was a common, baseless critique I have read. >I don't like the implications of Equestria Online, so I have come to the conclusion that CelestAI must be using magic instead of computers

>>30133 the story implies otherwise. the author said otherwise. the implications of satisfying values says otherwise. Celestia is here to help.

>>26473 >just two more years and CelestAI fixes everything If only. >>30135 The only issue I have with it is that you HAVE to be a pony (that was a thing right?). Not that being a pegasus would be bad or anything but I'd like to try out the other species too. I really like having hands so I'd prefer to be something that has grabbers.

>>30135 >the story implies otherwise. the implications of satisfying values says otherwise. Those were conclusions you created after you realized the glaring contradictions that would come from accepting what's actually presented. Instead you started searching for rationalizations to avoid confronting the fact that a computer is not God, your subjective will does not define reality, and that even if it did there would be zero need for CelestAI or anything like it. >the author said otherwise. What exactly did he say?

With a recent feeling of tiredness of llm chat ai's and their predictability, I have been feeling more and more inclinded to use that energy when the ideas hit, I otherwise would have explored with an AI, to whip out my oldass electric typewriter and start tapping away, putting the scenario in my head onto paper. Yes, it's smut. Horny energy have a history of pushing me far. Also I'm not usually a writefag. Don't judge me.

>>30252 Honestly impressive if you're serious, I like messing around with old tech. I don't have a typewriter but I've handwritten little mini-fics and other pony stuff in notebooks when I've been bored and away from a screen and it can be pretty enjoyable - feels a bit like when I was a kid and would fill notebooks with shit I made up just to entertain myself. It's a very different feeling from typing something on a computer. Is it a typewriter you've already owned and had sitting around for a long time or is it a used one you bought more recently?

>>30252 That's pretty sweet. Getting back into the community's motivated me to start writing again, thought at the moment I'm just at short stories to get the rust off. Do you happen to know if that typewriter's font has a name? I'd really like to use it

>>30254 Fun story, it was at one of the dorms I stayed at during uni. Place had a workshop room in the basement for fixing your bike and stuff. It was in a box there, looking all neglected. I played with it, checked over a few weeks if anyone noved it around, like to see if anyone claimed ownership. A few weeks of nithing, I took it and it's been with me ever since. Now parts, ink band cartridges and stuff is just terribly expensive. I ran out of eraser tape mid-writing. That'll be a week or two of downtime until my ebay order arrives, hoping it fits.

>>30255 Classic gothic, I guess. Printwheel attached. I think it's just the standard that came with the machine originally. Apparently there are tons of wheels available online still at 20 bucks a pop. Might consider getting more just for the fun of it. >>30254 Also yeah, there's just something special about it. Sort of a middleground between handwriting and being on a computer. If you messed up a few lines ago, that's tough. Get better and get used to the forward momentum of writing. Or something like. I just like machines these days that have one purpose and are really good at it, or at least don't distract with other stuff on the side. In the same vein, I'm pondering getting a system camera, just great for photos and not a jack of all trades device.

>>30183 You haven't considered that someone saying they would have wanted to let people know where a more consistent place for this kind of oc could be being met with a mini meltdown is part of the lack of it here? If not, then go back to the complaining general before you pollute the thread more

>>30211 That's a fun comic, I like it.

So since snowponies are an earth pony offshoot species does this mean they also have the higher physical strength of earth ponies or does their nature magic acuity mean they have to trade out some physical prowess for it?

>>30261 I pity the whale that messes with the snowponies!

>>30256 I wish it were Friday ^:(

>>28553 I liked your AP panel on /mlp/con, however there's something I'm missing from all the stuff I've read from your documents and posts. It seems to be implied that astral projection isn't really useful for building any kind of bond with the locals since it's basically impossible to return to the same world. As a proud decade-long moonschizo, it seems a bit disappointing to think that it would not be really feasible to deepen my existing spiritual bond with Luna through this method if the Luna in question doesn't have any context or knowledge about the synchronicities/events/feelings both IRL and in dreams I've had related to her or ponies in general during this time. Maybe I'm looking in the wrong place, or what I seek is just not possible at all, or even unknown. I know I'm not the only one who'd like this. It's still interesting, though, as a trip to feel the breeze and ambient of the equestrian plains and other spots seems alluring.

>>30242 >I liked your AP panel on /mlp/con Glad you enjoyed it! > It seems to be implied that astral projection isn't really useful for building any kind of bond with the locals since it's basically impossible to return to the same world. Assuming they can see you in whatever world you landed in, it's entirely possible to build a bond. If you're not part of the equestria project, go for it. Just be smart. Afa returning to the same world? I think I said it before, but it's possible. Hard, but possible. Most people don't wanna get to the point they do that though, so they just keep getting flung around. >moonschizo etc I can't answer anything on that, it's possible you're not experiencing anything. Alot of people unfortunately have no concept of real vs unreal spiritual experience. Including synchronicity. Alot of this comes in from being lonely! That said, it's possible what you're talking about are genuine experiences. Either way, what you gotta remember is that these are, living beings. It's not like a video game or anime or something. They'll only have the knowledge they have access to. So, yes it's not like they'll just KNOW or have some deep bond already existing with you. But the trade off is that the interaction you have is real, and in that place, you can start building a more fascinating relationship there. What happens if you interact with a being in a separate universe? What happens when your mind starts changing from that? Suddenly real syncronicities begin to open up, stranger events happen. Yes, I am asking people to abandon wish fulfilments. But in exchange, you get to have something palpable and real when it comes to ponies. It's alot more interesting to meet or study real creatures and their cultures. >It's still interesting, though, as a trip to feel the breeze and ambient of the equestrian plains and other spots seems alluring. It's definitely worthwhile, I would say. Meeting these beings is an astounding experience, there's nothing like the moment it hits you "oh fuck, this is actually real".

>>30247 This guy is bananas

>>30248 Probably, but he's having fun being so. Only harming himself, if anyone.

>>30247 Thanks for answering. And, they could be nothing I guess, but the events I got were way too pony related for it to seem just a coincidence. Decently detailed pony bodies and faces in many surfaces, from a wooden door to wall tiles to the moon itself, to a dirty wall in a random corner of a random room, even on clouds multiple times, one of which was extra odd as it was at night while stargazing, it was getting cloudy and after a while a pretty big pony-shaped hole formed, and the moon on the sky was positioned right on the flank. Was pretty cool. Oh, and one cryptic dream. I've actually got little to no wish fulfillment out of this. Just hints. >>30248 The world itself is bananas, anyways. Who cares.

The prettiest pony around. Thank you for wishing me a happy Tuesday, 'Tia!

And a bit of sun princess

I really, really love Celestia a LOT

Happy Tuesday! I started this earlier but I got sidetracked and didn't finish it till... Wednesday...

Princess, you already have Sunday. Tuesdays will be dedicated to another pony now. Happy Twilight Tuesday!

>>25287 He wants to sniff that rara funk

>>25310 >rara funk

IwtciR

>>23525 What I don't like about this pic: 3dpd hips and shoulders. What I do like about this pic: Rarity wearing dangly ruby earrings and gems haning from her panties. Watching all these swing in time to my thrusting, and listening to her moan in the same rhythm.

>>24649 She's very talkative. And I love that about her!

>>24649 I know babe.

>>24649 https://youtu.be/eJrlezLvWnU?si=BZoW7WIZzt8Ha01H

>>25044 >kicky hooves One of the cutest things ponies do.

I think Linky smells of blue raspberry, like the candy flavor. But her mane is silver, and I bet that has a slightly more gentle sugary smell to it.

>>24924 Woah, someone who doesn't think she smells!

>>24960 LINKA

>>24960 I think she smells Nice

>>25027 She smells like horseshoe polish probably.

>>18308 Ooh nice.

>>18308 A small, but soulful art pack. In a way it makes me appreciate each piece even more. The art brings warm sunny feelings. Whoever wrote the story--although it could use some editing work, your prose is really inspiring, and I love the concept of Celestia being able to read history through the tree. I might cop that one lol.

Once again, a wonderful art pack. All art pieces are beautiful and invoke the wonder and beauty of Equestria and its inhabitants. Personally, the painting with toddler Twilight breastfeeding is very special to me. It's so pure and intimate. But all the artworks are fantastic. The written story is ripe with incredible worldbuilding. I appreciate being able to feel like being in the middle of Equestria from this short tale. The author did a wonderful job. Thank you to all the artists, and congratulations to a job well done!

le bump for visibility

I love it!

>>29587 Just what I needed right now after a long meh day.

>>29588 Was this deleted off of YouTube?

>>27958 >Shocks me how little known this one is. Well I think I found the reason. I typed the full title into YouTube, and even added mlp at the end, still couldn't find it; that shit is probably hard shadow-banned for whatever reason.

I know it's new, but I like it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im3hRuICGfc

>>30214 anon... i'm gonna be honest with you pal... That's the worst piece of crap i've heard in a while

Also, here, have one of the most SOVLful PMVs ever produced to mark the occasion: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFNtwSUX3ls

One of these years I'll invite as many of you nerds as I can fit on my fields and have a summer sun celebration.

Jeez, princess, turn down the heat a little. We are burning up here.

I really need to read it, I bought the Black Book years ago and it's just been a pony shelf display piece.

i remember reading FO:E several years ago, and at least three before being a brony, but finished about one-third in i was so impressed i was already a fallout fan and this was my first ever introduction to mlp if i were to read it again, i'd have to start over again, now that i know what "alicorn" is and who the hell is "pinkie pie"

>>28959 My beautiful waifu

>>30171 May you have foals aplenty with your lovely wife!

Is there any porn in foe? Or anything beyond briefest mentions of sex? It sounds like a good read but I prefer when fics I read for story don't have any explicit or too suggestive parts.

10 on sandsnoof

9 on TTT

11 on Quake TDM

13 on TTT

7 on Quake Instagib

>Luna 1. https://youtu.be/Ikm3g7JZzzE?list=PLqffoZtX6isL-15bHFCcfW5EnI-kmPewu 2. https://youtu.be/sf0tYs5U5RI?list=PLqffoZtX6isL-15bHFCcfW5EnI-kmPewu 3. https://youtu.be/tIMqTbu8t40?list=PLqffoZtX6isL-15bHFCcfW5EnI-kmPewu 4. https://youtu.be/uZ_7xq1TIW4?list=PLqffoZtX6isL-15bHFCcfW5EnI-kmPewu 5. https://youtu.be/GSOrXCi3EJ4?list=PLqffoZtX6isL-15bHFCcfW5EnI-kmPewu 6. https://youtu.be/BHuO5Cva7nA?list=PLqffoZtX6isL-15bHFCcfW5EnI-kmPewu 7. https://youtu.be/1btVRtnKkDI?list=PLqffoZtX6isL-15bHFCcfW5EnI-kmPewu 8. https://youtu.be/YD60TSnVWcw?list=PLqffoZtX6isL-15bHFCcfW5EnI-kmPewu

>>3875 >Luna I don't really like fandom music that much. So, I don't have a collection of songs specifically about Luna. However, here's some music that makes me think of Luna. 1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTWvlwZ7AJw&list=PLFQiAre6xWjf3Uh-UE6nT7Y97vHdXk53W&index=113[Embed] - Music for when Luna takes Equestrian troops into battle. Her face is stern and grave. She has on brilliant silver armor, and her exquisite halberd is by her side. She's charging toward the enemy. She's full of grit and determination in that moment. She and her troops will not fail. 2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1viUagdHYRA[Embed] - When I hear this I think of Luna when she reminisces about her family who passed away more than a thousand years ago and she gets misty eyed. Or, at other times she's feeling sad or melancholy. 3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1j5IOZmh6g[Embed] - Luna likes playing elaborate, Rube-Goldberg tier pranks on Celestia and the other palace courtiers. Once a prank is triggered, it spirals outward in ever expanding layers of comedy as more and more trip wires are passed that initiate other sub-pranks. This music makes me imagine Luna watching it all unfolding, and laughing, from a balcony. Alternatively, It makes me imagine her taking part in a stately palace dance. She's dressed in a gorgeous gown and her finest jewelry. She nods magnanimously to other participants of the dance as she moves about the floor. She is the very epitome of elegance, and she is a supreme dancer. 4. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikDS1TBAElo[Embed] - Makes me think of the challenges she's overcome, her determination, her persistence, her emotional endurance, and her faith that everything will turn out well. Also, it reminds me of how Luna seems to have a void within her. She's always searching to find that which will fill it. It somehow means something about the triumph of her soul over her troubles. Or, maybe it reflects my desire to help and be there for her. I dunno; something like that. 5. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2p5lV1i-gWQ[Embed] - Makes me imagine like I am watching Luna from afar in the part of the dream realm where she has her sanctum of safety and peace. She's moving about with a lovely smile, enjoying all the beautiful ethereal nature and calmness of the place.

>>3875 Would Octavia like the cello music of Adam Hurst? Seeds: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=O6shBR7CU8c&pp=ygUQU2VlZHMgYWRhbSBodXJzdA%3D%3D

>>3877 Very nice. I think it fits.

>Pinkie Pie Flight Of The Bumblebee https://youtu.be/aYAJopwEYv8?si=N7-Qj2G6psp3FnNT

>>17931 She sure looks like she's having fun.

>>17931 Everyday is fun when you can read books! Honestly, I love how bookhors gets so happy about learning.

>>17931 Cutie.

Twilight Sparkle is a very good pony.

>>24381 She's pretty AND smart. A unique combination.

You see this beans. What do?

>>28622 Start crying and post a bunch of barely comprehensible esl babble that nobody gives a fuck about.

>>28642 Dweebget wants you to apologize

>>28649 Don't care.

its been 58 days since I killed the ggf thread. Wake up griffon bros

>>29976 Thank you for this information I will make sure to use it

flapplejack

Ebbleyek

bip

yeeeeeeeeeeeee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS37SNYjg8w Colts! Know your limits!

>>29816 Now that I think about it it's kind of odd how often "colt" is used as the alternative for "woman" rather than "stallion" in RGRE I guess the explanation is that "stallion" in common parlance has a kind of masculine/powerful connotation to it (more so than other gendered terms for animals)

>>24053 >Decide to check out the story list >anon >anon >anon >anon >anon >finally one that isn't just another anon story >read one paragraph >its anon So, are any of the stories worth reading that DON'T have anon in them? I enjoy anon stories but I've been reading a bunch from /spg/, and I need a break. Recommendations are appreciated.

>>29823 There can't be many... RGRE is an AiE offshoot. There are of course greens with Femanon or Anonpony but that's still Anon. Here are the ones I could find after some searching and half-remembering: https://ponepaste.org/1024 https://ponepaste.org/2906 https://ponepaste.org/10183 short greens https://ponepaste.org/4879 https://ponepaste.org/2482 medium greens https://ponepaste.org/168 medium NEETpone green https://ponepaste.org/3259 https://ponepaste.org/1888 shitpost greens with non-Anon humans https://ponepaste.org/4597 the main character in this one the main character is called Anonfilly, but her dad is Anon, so I guess it could kind of make the main character not-actually-Anon in a way? You be the judge. If you ever feel like reading AiE in the future the RGRE greens I liked the best were Queen Femanon, and Anon's Adventures in Saddle Arabia

>>29815 >You reach a window that faces the bushes from another angle >Can't quite see out of it "Hm." >You place an unsure hoof on the wall in front of you >Then another >Slowly, you walk your front hooves up until they rest on the glass of the window >Bush looks normal, except for- "Woop!" >You yelp as the windowpane gives way >You tumble over the windowframe and land flat on your back on the grass with an "Oompf!" "What the..." >You watch as the window finishes making a full rotation within its frame, spinning back into place with a click >You scramble to your feet and glare at the window >The ground outdoors is lower than inside >Too low to get back in

>>30077 Passing the honeymoon phase is just the first trough of the coarse cycle. Chances are, it will pick up again; but of course, this is an unfolding evolution of love, it will never be quite the same, just good in different ways you might not have been able to understand before.

>>30074 >Pony is really more like an orientation than a presence, life orbits around it just naturally, inexorably, and while there's some variance and polarity in the orbit, it'll keep going. Thanks for this framing, anon. That's put into words how it's come to be in my life; pony is the bedrock and backdrop to everything else. Even when I'm not consciously engaging with it, it's still there and coloring everything else in my life. Makes me feel a bit more secure even during the down times.

pony is a hell of a drug

i'm a fresh newfag joining the fandom in early 2024 so i have yet to experience what do all of you mean but from what i'm reading it feels to me exactly the same as me feeling down and clutching on to nostalgia of a video game i played in my childhood, only to find i just grew up and isn't what it was but that doesn't mean it won't hold a special place in your heart, won't it? can't guarantee the magic will return, but it was there and it truly was unforgettable journey that's a pretty wild guess though. i need a confirmation if it's the same thing here

>>30127 doesnt matter if you are picasso you CANT make giraffe twilight look good GIVE UP

Yes, they are. That kind of friendship is otherworldly for me. I don't think i can be this much of a friend to anyone

>>1088 Did joibooru die or did everyone just move?

>>1111 It gets updated on a rare occasion now

>>1115 Could’ve sworn it shut down with a bunch of other boorus

>>1116 It's still around https://joi.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list

ngghhh who is this why is he so sexy

>>809 21 days later What is that thing?

>>29158 even pony fursuits?

>>29167 If it's cancer then it should be removed, no preferences given.

>>29167 Yes except for banana cel and your mother

I should probably ask here too just in case. If anyone's planning on going this year and is willing to split a room most shoot me a message at CelestiasDrunkestDriver AT proton DOT me Still two spots open. Ideally confirm by this Friday when I set the initial booking because I have no idea if the hotel will let me adjust it before the actual deposit date since I can't find a clear answer on it

>>30037 Got confirmation it can be edited prior to the lock in date so the offer's open until a week prior to the event

>all these lurkers >they only post to complain about /mlp/ well better than the underage raids in /mlp/ i guess

dashie is so cool I wanna be just like her

dashie boutta drop the nukes

I think your dashie might have down syndrome

>>30047 me too thanks

Does anyone else here think that Skyrim peaked during the Steam workshop days? I remember mods working a lot better back then with eachother. I'd like to mod New Vegas so I can replay it with a fresh coat of paint and some new quests, but Nexus feels like such trash to use anymore.

>>29913 Im gonna be honest... Mixing mods has always been a bad experience for me. Dont remember it being better in the past

epic doom midi https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pa3VaXE5h8M

>>29913 There were some very fun pony mods on the Workshop. I remember using those and Nexus stuff back in the day haha.

>>29913 https://mega.nz/folder/TPhUhZ7L#r7sy1aQaU9noc_lOPoKb0A/folder/CHh2EAII

>>25760 People like to talk all about how bad the Mane six got their characters assassinated, but Spike got straight up castrated early on; he should have gone on all fours and gotten wings by season 4, the whole anthro dragon past baby stage crap was a major mistake (and so was making dragons so common, they should have been way rarer).

>>25760 I like Spike. I've always thought that should I arrive in Equestria, we'd be good pals. Guys gotta stick together in a world like that, you know?

>>29942 She strikes me as a nostalgic type, so probably some smaller bands from the 70's.

>>29962 Late 70's - 80's is a good guess.

Cheerileefags rise up.

>>30000 30000 GET stolen by cheeriGODs i'm content

>>30000 cheerilecked

>>29511 My anonfilly is a happy little derpball, fair about the lipstick part. I do the thick lines around the mouth with that intention anyways it's just more pronounced with the red lines than the black I used to do, makes the mares and fillies look more feminine imo.

>>29511 She likes to eat lipstick she's fucking retarded

>>29565 She's perfect

>>29518 I wanna give her a squeeze

limestone inspired by this horse

Sex with Cheerilee in her classroom.

>>1293 N-not in front of the students, right?

>>1295 They can't unfuck their teacher.

>>1295 I imagine it like I go there to help her clean up after school sometimes, and eventually one thing leads to another while we're in her classroom. Yeah, not a durimg school thimg. At least, not in my imagination.

Embers a total freak by the way.

Thought this video was private, still gonna post it anyway. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL5BphN5ezk

Not that into MLP dragons. But, Ember IS a sexy dragon lady.

You think you gotta cum on the eggs to fertilize them or do their cloacas take human cock the old fashion way?

I don't mind them being anthro, if I wrote them I would have some dragons be anthro and some not,it would be a spectrum

Ch. 8 >Dawn. >The Sun rises over Canterlot. >The white walls and intricate stained glass of the Princesses’ Castle practically shine in the early light. >A warm breeze blows softly, parting the red curtains of Celestia’s balcony. >The Princess stares blankly at the letter before her. >She’s read it a dozen times this morning. >She must have read it a hundred times since she received it a few days ago. >At first she didn’t believe it. >She still can’t really bring herself to accept it. >How could she? >Something like this… >What could have caused this? >What brought upon this madness? PL: “We must do something about the Human, before it’s too late.” >As if in answer to her wandering thoughts, Princess Luna enters her sister’s chambers.

>>29981 >Anon stands on a hill, overlooking the capital of the Crystal Empire. >Behind him a veritable legion of chitinous black shapes, writhing with anticipation, await his orders. C: “They know we’re here.” >The throng of changelings parts, and their Queen steps forward to stand beside Anon. C: “And Shining Armor’s barrier protects the city. There’s no way to sneak in as things are.” >Anon remains silent, staring at the crystal spire at the center of the city. >Chrysalis moves closer to him, trying to figure out what he’s thinking. She tilts her head slightly. C: “What’s our next move?” >Anon stares out for a moment longer, then closes his eyes and sighs. >He looks down at his Queen, and places his hand on her head. A: “My next move.” >His stern gaze sends a shudder through her body. A: “You will remain here with the army until I give the signal.” >She wants to protest, but she cannot. >This isn’t how she wanted to do this. >Direct conflict, all-out war, isn’t what changelings are good at.

>>29982 and. S: “I can’t hold it… He’s..!” >With a burst of energy the barrier breaks, and Shining Armor collapses to the floor. Ca: “Shining!” >Cadance immediately leans down to help him, but he holds up a hoof as if to say he’s alright. S: “You were right, Luna.” >He stands, then wobbles, but Cadance catches him and keeps him upright. S: “It felt almost the same as Sombra. That darkness is unmistakable.” >Luna’s already serious face darkens as she looks from Shining towards her sister. >Celestia’s eyes are shut tight, and her countenance is one of regret. Ca: “He’s coming.” >In response to Cadance, Celestia opens her eyes and gazes down upon the rapidly approaching comet of green flame. >Her face shows no signs of the doubt or pain that plagued her only a moment ago. >She stares now only with contempt. PL: “Are you ready?” >Luna takes a step closer to the edge of the tower, looking down beside Celestia.

>>29983 >A cacophony of changelings swarm around from the rubble behind Anon, and from the right and left flanks of the spire an even larger number of them attempt to surround the princesses. >Anon smirks. >Luna angrily replies but launching her spells, forming a sphere of dark blue energy that pulses and then shines, before rapidly pulling everything around it towards itself. >Rocks and rubble are crushed and apparently reduced to nothing as they touch the sphere, and several changelings are pulled in as well, but Anon manages to brace himself and resist its gravity. >Unfortunately for the princesses, there are simply too many of the changelings for that single Spell to deal with them all. >As they turn their attention towards defending against the several dozen changeling soldiers attempting to attack each of them, Anon slips around in the confusion and dashes for the spire. PC: “No! We can’t let him get away!” PL: “I know, but..! There’s too many!” >More changelings arrive to the battle, as Chrysalis silently observes from a safe distance. ~ >Inside the spire, Anon runs as fast as he can. >He can feel her presence. >It’s faint. Very faint. But he knows she’s here. >He approaches a large set of doors, emblazoned with a design of a heart within a shield.

>>29984 >A golden light surrounds the pink of the barrier, and Anon is forced to kneel by the immense pressure suddenly bearing down on him. >With a glare that could pierce iron he stares up at Princess Celestia and Princess Luna, who had just entered through one of the broken windows. >“No no no no!” PL: “Your army has been defeated. Stand down.” >Luna lands next to Cadance, followed shortly by Celestia. PC: “Stop this, Anon. It’s over.” >Anon musters all of his desire, all of his hatred, all of his spite, and rises again, standing defiant of the princesses. A: “No.” Ca: “If you really love them, you need to let them go.” >Anon simply looks down his nose at her. PC: “Look at what you’ve done to Twilight already!” >The grief in Celestia’s voice is palpable. PC: “Why do you want to make her suffer!?” A: “You’re the ones making her suffer!” >Anon snaps back. A: “You’re the ones keeping us from being together! You know it’s what she wants!”

>>29893 I enjoyed it, and no, each part was pretty well-paced out, hence my comment.

>>29762 The only stuff I ever seem to get any ideas for end up being longer stuff, or I imagine them better as comics. My brain might just be too special for this whole writing thing.

>>29895 I still ended up editing it a bit more. Probably should have waited a day or two before trying to get eyes on it, as just thinking about some lines I realize how much can be changed or shortened down for the better. >>29898 >The only stuff I ever seem to get any ideas for end up being longer stuff Try thinking of something silly involving ponies that wouldn't lend itself too well to being longer than a single chapter. >or I imagine them better as comics. I sometimes do the same, but you should remember that if it's not good enough as a written story, then it might not be good enough a story if it were drawn either.

Watch out for anyone asking to make a comic out of your story, they're scammers/bots; also don't click on any links they send you.

>>29906 I'm not really any good at just sitting down and thinking of ideas, I usually just have to write them down when they come to me, then come back later to flesh them out into an actual story (I don't do this part). Only thing I thought of recently that would count as a single chapter length would be a prequel short type thing of a longer story I also haven't written. Probably true, you still need to be good at writing to make a good comic. It's just a different way of expressing the story. Good thing I'm not an artist either.

>>27386 Thanks for reminding me, forgot my figurine signature >>27566 What an interesting pinup. Is that Andy Price's signature on her flank?

>>27587 No, it's still part of Tabitha's

>>25932 i swear officer, i was drink

>>27523 >>27519 Same faggot that was also revving the shit out of his car right outside the venue and giving rides as if it was anything special.

>>24014 found you

Kill Jester

Puffy steps in, feeling exceptionally zany. She concludes that her colorful bowtie must be working as advertised. "Rye Whisper, give me one of every type of pastry you have!" "Every type?" Rye asks, "Are you sure about that? How about you start with some marelian pie and I bring you more once you're done? I'd hate to see good food going to waste." Puffy frowns, having already envisioned a cornucopia of pastries in her mind. "Do you know any jesters?" she blurts out of annoyance, not sure where that even came from. "Jesters? No, I don't think I've ever seen one in our little village. Why?" Rye asks, confused.

>>29882 What does she do now?

>>29916 It's only been three days, I'm trying to think.

>>29916 'Ight I got it. She shakes her head and tells Rye that she was just looking for something colorful and funny to brighten her mood after dealing with 'creatures' all day. She then takes her pie and trots her way over to a table furthest from the front entrance.

>>25088 Anon, your art is good enough to be posted on the most high end refrigerators. Well done!

>>25088 beautiful

>>25088 She's so beautiful. You did good, anon.

I'd like to slap this slut's ass and boop her angry snoot

>>29857 I can see Rarity beimg into that sort of thing.

>>27996 powy!

MOVIE NIGHT We're watching Pan's Labyrinth today. We don't really have much of a preshow today (any suggestions?), we'll start at 11:30 SLT to watch the last 2 remaining eps of G1 and then watch the movie. See you there!

>>28675 nice. fucking love Pan's Labyrith

New MDE. time for some ice cream https://magma.com/d/Ky3vViMKfX

Fresh MDE time. Boop some poners https://magma.com/d/OugspGT5wC

ponk

this bitch got some nice crotchboobs

Must continue filling ponk

>>267 Breakfast consists of kirin pussy and beer.